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Title: The Mystery - Hercule and Paul's First Proper Adventure!
Author: mysticheaven.
Pairing/Fandom: BobbehFic <3
Warnings: None. There's LOTS of French. I mean... HALF of this fic is in directly translated French. For a change, I used the Yahoo! Babelfish for translations. It's not perfect, but you get the idea.
Author's Notes: I don't know. I really don't. But, in a previous fic (Polybobbehs), there was a little scene between Hercule Poirot and Paaaaaaaauuulll. So, here is another. To quote Beckeh: "One gesticulating belgian detective with a kidnapping complex meets a voyeuristic Glaswegian drummer. It shouldn't work... and yet it does. So much.". And as I would be nothing without her, this is all for kolaqube. If she wants it. Wordcount of around 2,481 words! Most of it is DIALOGUE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Disclaimer: I think I did wuite well... If you'd like to sue me, don't. Ta <3

( The Mystery - Hercule and Paul's First Proper Adventure! )</strong>

This is the THIRD part of my PolyBobbehs BobbehFic. Read the other two parts first, obviously! They're also found on this Journal.


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This is the SECOND Part of my PolyBobbehs BobbehFic. The first part is... well, it's below this one.


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Title: The Wrong(e) James

Author: mysticheaven
Pairing/Fandom: Bobbehfic, yayes!
Warnings: Some naughtee words and lots of boy!fighting (Bridget Jones style).
Author's Notes: 2650 words. Not quite an epic, but for me it’s quite long (!). Erm, this was spawned from a) a rampant urge to write Bobbehfic and b) a random conversation between Beckeh and myself, back in April. If you don’t understand – which is normal, trust me – then you should watch the recent series of My Family. Dedicated to Beckeh, of course, who I miss very much and am a terrible friend to. And to the Bobbehs, who I have not abandoned, it’s just that Bobbeh1 does insist on trying to keep all of the plotbunnies as pets, and…
Disclaimer: Bobbehs, Boyfriends, Wetslide members and Bobbeh Lindsays belong to their respective selves, obviously. Apart from the fact that they really belong to kolaqube and mysticheaven

( The Wrong(e) James. )

Title: But What is Love?
Author: mysticheaven
Pairing/Fandom: BOBBEHFIC, innit.
Warnings: None at all. Not all that much smut, omgz.
Author's Notes: Tis Valentine's Day. So here is a short and sweet fic thing. 1071 words, for kolaqube, as she has had a rotten day and clearly deserves better. It doesn't really have much of a point, and you can see I got a bit lost.
Disclaimer: Mine, but not mine, if that makes sense.

Title: Three Bobbehs and a Vauxhall Corsa.
Author: mysticheaven
Pairing: BobbehFic!
Rating: PG, most probably.
Warnings: Bobbeh2 gets a bit stressed and nearly swears.
Author's Notes: This was started AGES ago, and I decided to finish it for A VERY SPESHUL BIRTHDAY. Yes folks, that of Miss. kolaqube! So, much luffe and (late) happy birthdays to her. Hey, 20 minutes late ain't bad. This is 1581 werdes long.
Disclaimer:  This is plainly from my brain/Brian/Bryan. But I must admit, some of it (Alright, one part) is based on my own 'experiences' as a learner. Omfg so embarrassing. And yes, I drive a Corsa.

( Three Bobbehs and a Vauxhall Corsa. )

Title: "Are *you* DETAINING me?!"
Author: mysticheaven
'Pairing': Tis a Bobbehfic!
Rating: Let's give it a PG.
Warnings: Script-form (Which I'm useless with), smut, innuendo, fluff, nicking, slash, in-jokes and the biggest terror of all: CRISPYFACE.
A/N: A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long (ETC) time ago, Beckeh and I were coming up with things Bobbeh2 would say in that oh-so-stylish Taxi Driver style ("Are you*talking* to me?"). And one of us came up with "Are you *detaining* me?!". And yes, they were. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.There's Red Dwarf references, references to the 'Uptown Girl' Video (hence Claudia) and lots and lots of randomosity (©Jennifer).
You might need a translator for this one. There's French, German and Beckeh!Ehma-Speak, which NOBODY understands.
Disclaimer: Eek. The real people aren't mine/ours, but these versions are.

( Bobbeh2's End of Term Report. )

Title - My Favourite Inside Source
Author - mysticheaven
Pairing – Dave Grohl/??? [But pretty obvious because buh.]
Prompt - 076. Who?
Rating – Hmm. R? NC-17? Something in between there, I guess.
Warnings – Kidnap, rape or something like it, swearing, etc.
Author's Notes – This has been bugging the fuck out of me for about 10 weeks now. I first thought of it when I was struggling to get to sleep, and I HATE the fact that it was much better in my head. It's okay though, and it's WHOA long. Like, 4352 words. That's long for me. And it's dedicated to xmuffincasex because she rocks and I love her Everlong <3 And there's some Nirvana lyrics in there too. And the title, whee! Because Rape Me = My favourite Nirvana song. I am aware that the title makes little sense, but once you read it you might understand.
Disclaimer – As you can see, nobody would pay me for such crap, and therefore it is all just made up and stuff.

( My Favourite Inside Source )

Title: Cake Up
Author - mysticheaven
Pairing – Bobbeh1 [Robert Hardy from Franz Ferdinand], Bobbeh2 [Robert Bathurst, actor] and Bobbeh3 [Robert Llewellyn, actor.]. Don't ask.
Rating – PG-ish.
Warnings – Not much. Innuendo to the extreme? No, there isn't much of that. There's fluff though. And in-jokes.
Author's Notes – For my dearest kolaqube. I am stuck with the Paul!Voyeur/Bobbeh fic, so here. 1320 words, written in a day, and it probably shows. I'm really sorry, everyone. Especially Bobbeh's!
Disclaimer – I own nothing. Not even a cake.

( Cake Up )